{"id":752,"date":"2013-12-23T00:33:51","date_gmt":"2013-12-23T00:33:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.system11.org\/?p=752"},"modified":"2013-12-23T00:33:51","modified_gmt":"2013-12-23T00:33:51","slug":"battle-of-the-damned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/?p=752","title":{"rendered":"Battle of the Damned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this film mentioned on IRC a few days ago, the plot: Max Gatling accepts a mission to enter a sealed off zombie (sorry, infected) filled city to rescue a rich businessman&#8217;s daughter.<\/p>\n<p>The trailer was absolutely ridiculous &#8211; Dolph Lundgren, zombies, mercs, guns, more zombies, knives, zombies, robots, zom&#8230;\u00a0 Robots?\u00a0 I knew I had to see it, and while I was poking around the PS4 dashboard seeing what sort of films you can find on the streaming services &#8211; there it was, Battle of the Damned.<\/p>\n<p>This could not be approached in any half hearted way and as any film fan knows, munchies were essential.\u00a0 Not having had dinner yet I went and picked up a MacDonalds &#8211; serious business, came back home and put the film on.\u00a0 Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n<p>So often you see crazy film trailers and they sell you a lie.\u00a0 This one does exactly what it says on the tin.\u00a0 Yes there are some leaps of logic, yes a few of the effects aren&#8217;t entirely as convincing as they could be, but fun for the pound this film really delivers.\u00a0 Across the whole 90 minutes or so there&#8217;s never a dull moment and yes, you will get to see a robot proclaim &#8216;we fuck them up&#8217; when asked about zombies.\u00a0 Just watch it, you can&#8217;t go wrong here.<\/p>\n<p>The low rating on IMDB just goes to show how many people in the world simply have no soul.\u00a0 I pity them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw this film mentioned on IRC a few days ago, the plot: Max Gatling accepts a mission to enter a sealed off zombie (sorry, infected) filled city to rescue a rich businessman&#8217;s daughter. The trailer was absolutely ridiculous &#8211; Dolph Lundgren, zombies, mercs, guns, more zombies, knives, zombies, robots, zom&#8230;\u00a0 Robots?\u00a0 I knew I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":753,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-films"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=752"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":754,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/752\/revisions\/754"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/753"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.system11.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}